Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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