Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
