Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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