Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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