nut hugger
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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