Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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