it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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