FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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