shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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