Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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