is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Randomize
