areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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