All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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