Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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