No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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