so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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