the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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