At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My dick has a subreddit
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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