jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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