I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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