You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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