Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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