i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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