Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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