So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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