i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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