oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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