batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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