so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm really busy with my period
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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