Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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