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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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