brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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