it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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