i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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