evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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