You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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