I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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