porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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