just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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