your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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