Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You have to summon your inner elephant
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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