If that was your dad, he is hot
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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