your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Randomize
