we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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