Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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