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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.

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