gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.