I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.