it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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