ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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