he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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