i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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