i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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