I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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