I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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