Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
That's how pantless uber rides happen
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
