I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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