they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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