brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
